9/97:

     CAMPOUT QUOTES - Recorded by Sandy James

     Mike Hall (while regarding Sandy's rain poncho ensemble): "revealing
     yet dumpy"

     Bryan (not long after Lara has complained about his hearing): "So what do
     clownfish enemas have to do with it?" Sorry Bryan but we were talking
     about clownfish anemonies!

     Bryan (to Sandy): "Wanna play with your old man or do you wanna play
     with me?"

     Mike Hall (in a philosophical moment): "I think that men in general
     define themselves by the noises and odors that they can make".

     Sandy: "Beer, donuts and watermelon for breakfy, what more could
     you want?"

6/97:

     Overheard at the May picnic: "I would have been here sooner
     but I had to sober up!" -Sandy

3/97:

     Mike Hall: "What, what, WHAT? NO LIME? The only reason I ordered it
     [Corona] was for the stinking LIME!".

     Anonymous: "I once made love on a golf course" Which of course generated
     the following questions and appropriate loud raucous behavior in the
     Pizza Hut:
	"I have to ask...what hole was it?"
	"How many strokes was par?"
	"How did you score?"
	"Where were your clubs?"
	"Did you get a hole-in-one?"

1/96:

     "It was like a giant yeast lava lamp".

     "Trade mugs with me, mine's got that flavor in it and it ain't never
     gettin' out."

10/95:

     Overheard at a recent Atom Masher meeting regarding a member's 12 step
     program for giving up cheap beer: "So, how's your 12 step program coming?"
     "Oh, not too good, I'm still stuck on Step 1 - denial".

GABF 95 Quotes:

     Unless otherwise noted, most of these quotes are from random drunks,
     --- or I was too drunk to write down their name! -Sandy

     "Whenever two or more beers are gathered in our name, we will be
     there also." - Mike

     "I am more like I am now than I was before". - Mike

     Regarding anything alcoholic: "Is it free? Is there quantity? Is it
     drinkable?"

     Random Viking at the mead skirmish: "I just came up to use the bathroom".

     Carl Saxer, Viking at the mead skirmish: "Mead is like sex, the worst
     I've ever had was still fantastic."

     John Carlson, (beer judge, mead aficionado and Viking at the mead
     skirmish): "I gave up acid for melomel".

     Regarding Sierra Nevada Celebration ale (late in the evening tasting
     session): "I am NOT gonna pour this one out; I'm gonna throw it up."

9/95:

     From Ray Tell about having once been a treasurer of a large organization:
     "I knew how much money we had, I just couldn't account for it".

Campout 95 Quotes:

     The following quotes are being published without names to protect those
     who were there without their spouses. If you really want to know who
     said one of these I can probably be bribed. -Sandy

     Regarding the bugs: "Is that a !@#!# lobster?"

     About Friday night's dinner: "Another year won't hurt this stew".

     "I've got my hooded sweatshirt, white gas and my old hat, we can make
     flaming armadillos".

     "The bugs here are big enough to goose me".

     "I think it might be time for a drink of water".

     Regarding the fact that one of our members was demonstrating fart
     lighting by the campfire Friday night: "Much more of this mead and I
     can light my pee".

8/95:

     From Ray Tell at the July meeting: "Let's let the club pay for the
     campout beer. More people will show up. They won't want to see club
     dollars going down my gullet".